60-Second Review: Live Free Or Die Hard

Reviews ,Video
November 24, 2007

Acting: Die Hard

Action: Die Hard + Wire-Fu + Ridiculously Preposterous

Dialogue: Die Hard +25%

Villain: Alan Rickman -50% (sorry, Timothy)

Technology: Laughable

Plot: Enemy of the State +50% more plausible.

Sidekick: Surprisingly Not Totally Fucking Annoying

Reginald Veljohnson: 0

Quotable Line: “Now there are only five of them.” – McClane’s daughter, being held hostage by the bad guys, when given a chance to talk “some sense” into her father.

Pithy Comment: It actually becomes the original Die Hard for a portion of the final act.

Bottom Line: Watch it.

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