30-Second Review: Spiderman 3

November 25, 2007

Watching it is now the single greatest regret of my life, and I include the time I probably almost died from alcohol poisoning.

Ghostbusters 2 bad.

Fantastic Four (either) bad.

Pearl Harbor bad. That’s insulting to Pearl Harbor, it was so bad.

Spiderman 3 bad. Yes, Spiderman 3 is so bad, it’s as bad as itself.

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