Category Archives: Reviews

Kindle Fire vs. iPad Review

So I’ve had a Kindle Fire now since Christmas, thanks to my mother and my insatiable hunger for gadgets. As the former long-time owner of an iPad (it now more or less belongs to my wife and 6-year-old son now), I think I can compare the two in terms that should make it easy to […]

Real-World iPad Extravaganza!

I recently took a three-week road trip across the country, visiting 13 cities in 14 states (we blasted right through Oklahoma without staying the night), meeting dozens of interesting people, and doing lots and lots of work. I know that there are questions that a lot of you would want answered about a trip like […]

Review (or something…) of March To November

There’s a review of sorts at SF Weekly from the critic that inspired Tore’s play March To November. Check it out.

Random Crap, And I Do Mean Crap.

This new Terminator spinoff show is only, I’d say, 45% as bad as Tim Goodman says it is. He is fallible after all. I think everyone in the universe woke up Monday morning and realized that not only did they not ever give a shit about the Golden Globes, but no one else in the […]

If you have a gun and a head, you need to watch this movie

I have honestly never wanted to blow my brains out more after a watching a movie than I did after watching The Pursuit of Happyness. Imean fuck-all, I was in a constant state of wanting-to-blow-brains-out throughout the entire damn movie. Don’t get me wrong, it can certainly be described as a good movie, and Will […]

“I’ve always liked David Letterman.”

Letterman’s production company Worldwide Pants has reached a deal with writers, putting him back on the air Wednesday. I’ve always liked Letterman more than any other late night host. I hope he kills Leno. I don’t hold out much hope of Ferguson (also back with writers) killing O’Brien.

60-second review: Stomach Flu

Stomach Flu starts with a real bang, as in “BANG! The food your son ate in the last three hours is now all over his bed!” It keeps the action humming with a one-two punch of constant, regular vomiting throughout the night that jumps out and grabs you like a vise-grip on your genitals. Stomach […]

30-Second Review: Spiderman 3

Watching it is now the single greatest regret of my life, and I include the time I probably almost died from alcohol poisoning. Ghostbusters 2 bad. Fantastic Four (either) bad. Pearl Harbor bad. That’s insulting to Pearl Harbor, it was so bad. Spiderman 3 bad. Yes, Spiderman 3 is so bad, it’s as bad as […]