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Stomach Flu starts with a real bang, as in “BANG! The food your son ate in the last three hours is now all over his bed!” It keeps the action humming with a one-two punch of constant, regular vomiting throughout the night that jumps out and grabs you like a vise-grip on your genitals. Stomach Flu unfortunately doesn’t know when to quit, dragging the action out over almost 24 hours, though it packs a few surprises in the last minutes that manage to keep you on your toes.

Let’s bottom-line it:

Action: A+

Pacing: C

Undigested Ham: A+++

Lack of Stomach Fluids: F

Take-Away: If your child has explosive diarrehea, don’t take him to Gymboree, asshole!