Random Crap, And I Do Mean Crap.

Random ,Reviews
January 15, 2008

  • This new Terminator spinoff show is only, I’d say, 45% as bad as Tim Goodman says it is. He is fallible after all.
  • I think everyone in the universe woke up Monday morning and realized that not only did they not ever give a shit about the Golden Globes, but no one else in the universe ever did either. Sort of a literal collective sigh of relief.
  • You know these Charmin commercials with the bears that, implied or sometimes even expressed, wipe their asses with toilet paper? Those really creep me out.
  • I have a Trader Joe’s Shephard’s Pie in the microwave but now I don’t really feel like it anymore.
  • I don’t buy this chick as Sarah Connor, but she’s not all bad. Summer Glau is always welcome on my TV set. The kid is better than Edward Furlong, but my iPhone is better than Edward Furlong, so shit.
  • Thank You For Smoking turned me around on the usually annoying Aaron Ekhart, and I’m really looking forward to seeing him as Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight.
  • This is going to be the best movie year in my life. The aforementioned Dark Knight AND a new Indiana Jones? I’m skipping work at least two days this year.
  • Shepherd’s Pie time!

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