Category: Reviews

January 15, 2008

This new Terminator spinoff show is only, I’d say, 45% as bad as Tim Goodman says it is. He is fallible after all. I think everyone in the universe woke up Monday morning and realized that not only did they not ever give a shit about the Golden Globes, but no one else in the […]

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December 2, 2007

Stomach Flu starts with a real bang, as in “BANG! The food your son ate in the last three hours is now all over his bed!” It keeps the action humming with a one-two punch of constant, regular vomiting throughout the night that jumps out and grabs you like a vise-grip on your genitals. Stomach […]

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November 25, 2007

Watching it is now the single greatest regret of my life, and I include the time I probably almost died from alcohol poisoning. Ghostbusters 2 bad. Fantastic Four (either) bad. Pearl Harbor bad. That’s insulting to Pearl Harbor, it was so bad. Spiderman 3 bad. Yes, Spiderman 3 is so bad, it’s as bad as […]

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