Category: Reviews

November 24, 2007

Acting: Die Hard Action: Die Hard + Wire-Fu + Ridiculously Preposterous Dialogue: Die Hard +25% Villain: Alan Rickman -50% (sorry, Timothy) Technology: Laughable Plot: Enemy of the State +50% more plausible. Sidekick: Surprisingly Not Totally Fucking Annoying Reginald Veljohnson: 0 Quotable Line: “Now there are only five of them.” – McClane’s daughter, being held hostage […]

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