Category: Video

November 24, 2007

Acting: Die Hard Action: Die Hard + Wire-Fu + Ridiculously Preposterous Dialogue: Die Hard +25% Villain: Alan Rickman -50% (sorry, Timothy) Technology: Laughable Plot: Enemy of the State +50% more plausible. Sidekick: Surprisingly Not Totally Fucking Annoying Reginald Veljohnson: 0 Quotable Line: “Now there are only five of them.” – McClane’s daughter, being held hostage […]

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November 19, 2007

I wasn’t really sure, even as I signed into my blog, that I was going to tell anyone about this. Tomorrow, Tuesday November 20, my episode of Merv Griffin’s Crosswords airs. Watch as I embarass myself as only I can. I’ll leave it up to you to figure out what time and channel it comes […]

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May 7, 2007

And yes, I have finally arrived. Also, as per my prior post, we are posting to instead of YouTube. The video takes longer to load, but the quality is far superior. You will need Quicktime installed on your computer to watch. Don’t worry, if it’s not there then there should be a link to […]

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