Watching it is now the single greatest regret of my life, and I include the time I probably almost died from alcohol poisoning. Ghostbusters 2 bad. Fantastic Four (either) bad. Pearl Harbor bad. That’s insulting to Pearl Harbor, it was so bad. Spiderman 3 bad. Yes, Spiderman 3 is so bad, it’s as bad as […]
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Monthly Archives November 2007
60-Second Review: Live Free Or Die Hard
Acting: Die Hard Action: Die Hard + Wire-Fu + Ridiculously Preposterous Dialogue: Die Hard +25% Villain: Alan Rickman -50% (sorry, Timothy) Technology: Laughable Plot: Enemy of the State +50% more plausible. Sidekick: Surprisingly Not Totally Fucking Annoying Reginald Veljohnson: 0 Quotable Line: “Now there are only five of them.” – McClane’s daughter, being held hostage […]
Watch Crosswords Tomorrow…
I wasn’t really sure, even as I signed into my blog, that I was going to tell anyone about this. Tomorrow, Tuesday November 20, my episode of Merv Griffin’s Crosswords airs. Watch as I embarass myself as only I can. I’ll leave it up to you to figure out what time and channel it comes […]
How the WGA strike is killing my soul
So this WGA strike has me really bummed out. By way of explanation, let me back up a bit. It’s not long ago that I came to terms with something that I was until then ashamed to admit: I love television. God, do I love television. I’ve loved it all of my life, as long […]
The Night Before We Start Episode IV
So I just got the script for the next episode of Break A Leg (wow, that makes me feel like a real TV star!), and damn is it funny. I mean, it’s just funnier than anything I’ve read, and once we start shooting things only get funnier than that, so this script is going to […]
