It’s a little late, but be sure to watch me break Santa in the latest Break a Leg Conversation, The Devil Clause. And stay tuned here for more info on the upcoming episodes!
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“It’s Christmas, Theo, it’s the time for miracles.”
You’ve never really experienced Christmas until you’re assembling a $150 tricycle with the Sounds of the Seasons channel on TV, while you’re wife is applying decals to the Train and Track Table and finding out that was actually the longer and harder job. Longer and harder? Tomorrow we’re shooting the Christmas Conversation for Break A […]
Cory and Tyra sitting in a tree…
I am so damn sick of Cory Doctorow talking about himself that I am completely canceling my subscription to Boing Boing. Yes, I’m missing out on hundreds of otherwise impossible-to-find-on-your-own internet gems but I just can’t stand to listen to this guy anymore. He’s like the intelligent, political, socially-conscious Tyra Banks. Notice how I selflessly […]
60-second review: Stomach Flu
Stomach Flu starts with a real bang, as in “BANG! The food your son ate in the last three hours is now all over his bed!” It keeps the action humming with a one-two punch of constant, regular vomiting throughout the night that jumps out and grabs you like a vise-grip on your genitals. Stomach […]
30-Second Review: Spiderman 3
Watching it is now the single greatest regret of my life, and I include the time I probably almost died from alcohol poisoning. Ghostbusters 2 bad. Fantastic Four (either) bad. Pearl Harbor bad. That’s insulting to Pearl Harbor, it was so bad. Spiderman 3 bad. Yes, Spiderman 3 is so bad, it’s as bad as […]
60-Second Review: Live Free Or Die Hard
Acting: Die Hard Action: Die Hard + Wire-Fu + Ridiculously Preposterous Dialogue: Die Hard +25% Villain: Alan Rickman -50% (sorry, Timothy) Technology: Laughable Plot: Enemy of the State +50% more plausible. Sidekick: Surprisingly Not Totally Fucking Annoying Reginald Veljohnson: 0 Quotable Line: “Now there are only five of them.” – McClane’s daughter, being held hostage […]
