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Lost my hand job

Those of you who know me (and my hands) will not be surprised by this news.

Booked another job today

I booked a job for Thursday… AS A HAND MODEL! I don’t even know where to begin with that one. In unrelated news, you may commence your Sunsweet boycott. Their advertising agency has not paid the actors, despite having been invoiced 45 days ago. You can’t very well boycott Nice Advertising, so Sunsweet is in […]

HBO Job Today

I can barely walk, the job involved 50-yard sprints for what amounted to an hour straight, with breaks in between takes of 30 seconds or so. Earned my fee in 90 minutes of work though, so I’m not complaining.

On Obama’s Victory…

“Today, reality in America has superseded fantasy. … Americans have struck a deadly blow to racism all over the world. Americans have regained themselves and have regained the American dream. The picture of the U.S. that was disfigured by the Republicans in the past eight years fell from the wall today. The picture of the […]

Voted

No lines, bad sign, but California is a lock for Ron Paul anyway.

Do You Like Sacramento?

Because if you do, and you like Break A Leg, and you like things called the “MERRY SCARY WINTER HORRORLAND Holiday Horror Film Show“, then you should be there on December 6th! That’s when you can see The Devil Clause showing under these very circumstances! How specific!

Review (or something…) of March To November

There’s a review of sorts at SF Weekly from the critic that inspired Tore’s play March To November. Check it out.

Prunes make me shit money

Sunsweet is again running the Sunsweet Ones campaign nationally, starring yours truly and hers truly. In this frightul economy my agent also somehow managed to wring almost double the prior year’s payment terms out of the purveyors of that delicious delicious nature’s candy. Take that Old Man Cranky!